Jan 12 2009
I have very simple requests…
We’re just a week away from Obama’s inauguration. Everyone’s worried about whatever changes he’s going to make—taxes, gun control, the war… All that. But one thing most people are in agreement over is that they’re glad Bush in on the way out.
I have my own opinions about President Bush (both good and bad), but there is one thing that I will always give his due propers: The Do-Not-Call list. Most people have forgotten it, but I’ve praised every day that my phone doesn’t ring.
That said, here is the mini-project I’d like to assign Obama for his term(s) in office: Clean up the damned postal service! Just as Bush rescued us from phone spam, I want Obama to save us from mail spam. Better still, employ people who give a shit. Hire some delivery drivers that will deliver our packages in tact. Hell, just hire people who will deliver the packages at all! Then clean up all the bureaucracy and install a management system that will treat the service like an actual business.
Wars end. Economies rebuild. Get that mail shit fixed.
